Samstag, Juni 27, 2009

Netzfund für Filmliebhaber: The Editing Room

Im Editing Room gibt es Filmzusammenfassungen der anderen Art. Ich gestehe, ich habe lange nicht mehr so gelacht.

Star Trek: The Abridged Script

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Suddenly, a fight breaks out between CHRIS PINE, FOUR STARFLEET CADETS, and APPARENTLY THE CAMERA MAN. Once CHRIS finishes getting his ass kicked, BRUCE GREENWOOD talks to him.

BRUCE GREENWOOD
I looked up your file. Your aptitude test scores are off the charts.

CHRIS PINE
Off the charts? Your aptitude test scoring system has a serious design flaw.

BRUCE GREENWOOD
Enlist in Starfleet. Boldly go where no man has gone before! Meet new and interesting alien life forms that look exactly like humans except with one feature difference such as skin color, eye size, or ear shape!

CHRIS PINE
Look, I’m just not Starfleet material. The only thing I’m any good at is hanging off ledges.

BRUCE GREENWOOD
Just think about it. The ship for new recruits leaves tomorrow, and there’s apparently no other way for you to enlist other than boarding it.

CHRIS rides his bike some more and looks contemplatively at a STARSHIP being built.

CHRIS PINE
Wow. It’s so amazing. How the hell are they ever going to launch that thing off the surface of the planet?
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EXT. ICE PLANET HOTH

CHRIS wanders around the surface of the ice planet until he runs into a VAGINASAURUS REX. He stumbles down a hillside and into a CAVE, where he meets LEONARD NIMOY!

LEONARD NIMOY
Hello Chris. I am Leonard Nimoy, the future version of Zachary Quinto.

CHRIS PINE
Makes sense, I’ve got the entire surface of a planet to work with and I stumbled into your cave. Please, continue.
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1 Kommentar:

aricia hat gesagt…

*sehr, sehr breit grins*